Un clou chasse l'autre.

found this in the internet. i'm bored, so i answered it.

1.)WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

No, i don’t think so. My first and second names are sort of spelled the wrong way, so there. But i do think someone was named after me: my dad’s friend’s daughter (“hey, i have a new daughter. What could be a good name?” “well my daughters’ names are sarah, suzy, and sugarplum.” “ooh, i like the name sugarplum. I think i’ll name my kid sugarplum too.”)

2.)WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

Umm, last saturday.

3.)DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Sometimes i do, but sometimes i think my handwriting’s suckish.

4.)WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAL?

Hmm, pasta. or steak. Hehe

5.)IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

If i would meet myself, yeah, there’s a good chance.

6.)DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Yeah, when i get pissed. Or when i want to bug people. Or when i’m joking. Sarcasm is the best form of humor.

7.)DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Uhh, yeah, i think. I don’t remember having them out.

8.)WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Yes, definitely!

9.)WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

Gold flakes.

10.)DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

If it were possible to take them off without untying the laces, i don't.

11.)WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

Cliche, but I like strawberry. Though pistachio’s good too.

12.)WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Their hair.

13.)WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

My inability to persevere.

14.)WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

Obvious answer.

15.)WHAT COLOR Of PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

Denim, and white and pink rubber shoes.

16.)WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

The noisy pounding of the construction workers next door. They’re renovating the house.

17.)IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

Gray.

18.)FAVORITE SMELLS?

The smell of victory! Mwahaha!

19.)WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My sister’s classmate’s mother. I used full chinese too. sounded like an idiot.

20.)FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

bitch fights.

21.)HAIR COLOR?

Black.

22.)EYE COLOR?

Dark brown.

23.)LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

Wall-e. Hehe.

24.)WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Now? White, with pink and blue stripes.

25.)SUMMER OR WINTER?

I’d have to say summer. Even if it’s hot and everything.

28.)HUGS OR KISSES?

Huh. well when i’m sad, a hug is better.

29.)WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

Two books. The Philippine mythology book and the calvin and hobbes comic.

30.)WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

Um, what do you call the thing normally found there? The thing we use to move the arrow in the computer with? I forgot what it was called.. i know it has the namesake of an animal. An animal with a tail. A dog? A cat? A hamster? No no no. It’s on the tip of my tongue..

Aha! A rabbit!

31.)WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

Stylista. I love bitch fights!

32.)FAVORITE SOUND(S).

Hearty laughs. My cellphone. The piano.

33.)LEAST FAVORITE SOUND?

The voice of my neighbor’s grandson. Nails scratching on a chalkboard.

34.)ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

Beatles!

35.)WHAT'S THE FARTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME?

Malaysia.

36.)DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

Getting in trouble.

ugh. i'm still bored!

here are some corny jokes my sister and i made. hope you like them. hehe.

1.) president jokes

a.) which president loved to wash his clothes? george washington.
b.) which president never had coins? bill clinton.
c.) which president loved eating pork? abraham lincoln.
d.) which president hated gardening scissors? george bush.
e.) what is obama's favorite song? o ba ma-selfff...
f.) use "obama" in a phrase. "obama dead body."

2.) teacher jokes

a.) which teacher came after mr. sy? mr. dy.
b.) then who came before mr. v? mr. yu.
c.) which teacher always comes right before the elevator doors open? ms. ting.

3.) animal jokes

a.) what do you call horses living beside each other? neigh-bors.
b.) what do you call a mad tie? tie-grr.

4.) etcetera

a.) what did the snowman say after it ate? "brrrr...p."
b.) what did the burger say to the other burger? "i like your buns."
c.) what did the other burger reply? "you're so beefy."
d.) wind doesn't really move. it's "hangin' ".


i'll add more when i remember the others. :P

as promised to blue last night, i made two posts today. hehe

1.) my favorite everyday drink is milk.
2.) i don't get that joke "why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side." what's so funny about that?
3.) i like doing stuff alone. i don't like it when people stare at what i'm doing when i'm doing something.
4.) my favorite color combination is gray and white.
5.) my sister and i like to make corny jokes when we get bored (i'll post some of them soon. ;) )
6.) i am scared of peddlers.
7.) i barely know how to cross the road.
8.) i love eating sweets. i live for the sweet life! haha.
9.) i like strawberry-flavored stuff better then real strawberries.
10.) i can smile the whole day without getting tired.
11.) i am a little afraid to grow up.
12.) i feel puke-ish when something goes wrong.
13.) i have a lot of mood swings.
14.) i have no hand-eye coordination.
15.) i get bored easily.
16.) i once dreamt that matthew had shoulder-length hair with blue highlights. and a nose ring.
17.) i like people with big laughs.
18.) in nursery when the teacher asked me what i wanna be when i grow up, i told her i wanted to be a teacher. her reaction? "kawawa ka naman, magiging old maid." (my mom told me this, so i don't know if it really happened.)
19.) i'm probably the laziest person i ever know.
20.) i don't think i'm learning much from class.
21.) i like it when i person holds an umbrella over me when it's raining or it's too hot.
22.) my favorite character from house is dr. chase. he's australian.
23.) i'm a surprise baby. meaning, my parents didn't plan on having me. i just popped in my mother's stomach.
24.) i am actually a person of few words.
25.) my parents hate sarcasm, but i don't.

i'll add more when i think of more stuff. hehe

ok, here's a little poem i call Writer's Block. hope you like it. and please comment after you read. though you'll probably think i'm weird after reading it. hehe :)







































the end. :)

we dissected frogs today.

i had mixed feelings about it. a few months ago, i was excited to do it. yesterday, after thinking about it again (and after watching a video demonstrating the right way to cut open a frog), i felt.. disgusted.

i mean, the woman in the video was scraping the frog's muscles like mad. and the frog looked all slimy and all at the time.. at least, for me.

well this morning when we actually did the dissection, all the disgust i had been feeling the day before was replaced by pity. the frog's eyes seemed real round and all pleading-like (or maybe i was just hallucinating then, as i perhaps had breathed in too much ether and became woozy), and i felt so sorry for the poor thing, which was pinned down, helpless.

who are we to take away a frog's life? we are but humans, which in my opinion are no better than frogs or any other animal.

it's just unfair. while animals go through dissection and drug-testing which may result in mutations or the death of these animals, it is "unethical" to do those on living humans. it would make more sense to me if they do these dissections and experiments on already-dead animals.

then again, scientists wouldn't be able to know whether a certain medication could cure a disease or not, could they? but what i don't get is, why not let people be the guinea pigs? i mean, these cures are for humans anyway, and i'm almost sure that no other animal has the same biological anatomy as that of a person. the world's getting overpopulated by humans, anyway. so i'm thinking it would be fine if a few of us died. i'm aware that it's written somewhere that no man is supposed to take away the life of another, but why doesn't the rule apply for animals too? i mean, sure, animals do kill other animals for food. but that's how they are. that's necessary for their survival. though, i can't say the same for humans using animals for their experiments and all. it's just frustrating how people think they're superior to any other thing in this world.

and then, when a certain species becomes extinct, people would say they tried everything to make the species grow in number. but then why start killing and damaging animals in the first place?

how i wish there were dissectable and experimentable synthetic animals.


anyway, the dissection was successful. i did not shout or scream, i only cried inside.

just wanna share a poem a friend and I did for english week a couple of months ago. enjoy!:)

please comment. tell me what you think.

i didn't know there are still people like this in the world today, but i had encountered one last friday so...

i was heading to school from my eating place, around lunch time. it was raining. i didn't have an umbrella with me, so i just ran into the rain across the street. but suddenly, i didn't feel water dropping on me anymore. when i looked up i saw a green umbrella over me and then a voice was saying, "kayong mga bata kayo, nagpapaulan lang.. tsk!(you children always let yourselves get wet)" when i looked over at my side, there was a yaya (i still don't know who) smiling at me, holding her umbrella over my head. all i could do was say my thanks and enter the school.

so... thank you, yaya. never have any stranger helped me like this before. you're one step to making this world a better place. :)

sometimes it is just so hard to be so good-looking. people stare at me like they have never seen a girl before. sometimes, it’s as if their eyes might pop out or something. look, i know i’m cute and all, but it’s quite disturbing.

ok, i’m just kidding. but it IS hard to be good-looking. for example, people who like you start to stalk you, or worse, make false stories about going out with you. suddenly, you’re in a relationship you don’t remember getting into.

this is about what my sister heard on the radio last night.

as a gig, the DJs were asking people to text to them their secrets. this was pretty normal. they do that almost all the time. what was not normal is, a thirteen-year-old girl from our school texted that she is having a relationship with a teacher. according to the girl, they did “it” in the gym and in the teacher’s van. the girl even texted his REAL name and what his school was before he became a teacher.

first of all, kid, he doesn’t have a van. i’ve seen his car a lot of times in school, so, yeah. second, I may not know who you are, but it’s impossible that he will do “it” with a kid, let alone a student. i’m pretty sure he’d be aware that if people found out, he will lose his job and go to jail for sexually harassing a minor. third, do you have any idea what this might do to him??? if any of his colleagues heard that, he’d be in huge trouble. worse, if any person at all from the other chinese schools heard that, the not-so-bad reputation of our school will be ruined. we'll be as good as dead. and he’s still going to get fired. and your parents might send you to boot camp or something. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??????

so you’re obsessed with your teacher. i don’t blame you, a lot of people think he’s totally hot. but do you think it’s best to pretend—and broadcast to the whole country—that you two have a relationship? it’s bad enough that you lied, but did you actually think people will believe that? i know there are actual happenings like this in other countries, but it’s highly impossible for that to happen here, let alone in our school.