Un clou chasse l'autre.

here are some corny jokes my sister and i made. hope you like them. hehe.

1.) president jokes

a.) which president loved to wash his clothes? george washington.
b.) which president never had coins? bill clinton.
c.) which president loved eating pork? abraham lincoln.
d.) which president hated gardening scissors? george bush.
e.) what is obama's favorite song? o ba ma-selfff...
f.) use "obama" in a phrase. "obama dead body."

2.) teacher jokes

a.) which teacher came after mr. sy? mr. dy.
b.) then who came before mr. v? mr. yu.
c.) which teacher always comes right before the elevator doors open? ms. ting.

3.) animal jokes

a.) what do you call horses living beside each other? neigh-bors.
b.) what do you call a mad tie? tie-grr.

4.) etcetera

a.) what did the snowman say after it ate? "brrrr...p."
b.) what did the burger say to the other burger? "i like your buns."
c.) what did the other burger reply? "you're so beefy."
d.) wind doesn't really move. it's "hangin' ".


i'll add more when i remember the others. :P