Un clou chasse l'autre.

*originally written on Oct 25th, 2007*

This is a step-by-step procedure to taking the perfect vain photo*.
by sugarplum and spice

model: sugarplum

Before:

This is our model, here taken in a not-so-flattering angle, with a not-so-flattering expression on her face.

The following steps were taken to achieve the resulting photo, which we shall see below.

Step 1
A good location was chosen to be the background. For us, the kitchen was perfect. It made her have a rosy glow.

Step 2
Her hair was let down. The bangs were also fixed in place. It gave a more feminine look.

Step 3
The camera phone was held about one and a half feet away from her face, positioned slightly above her head, and towards her right.

Step 4
The model was made to smile flirtatiously to the camera. Then she was asked to not show the teeth to make her look simple but nice.

Step 5
Press capture.

After:

Voila! Picture perfect (or at least we think so)!

*Results may vary. :>